proctgnosis 

n. 'knowledge' that emerges from way, way up one's ass.

I may be reaching here, but I think it's likely that the moon is made of green cheese," said the fool, not fully grasping the reach of his proctgnosis.

proctgnosis by A well informed cat March 31, 2017

prognosis 

it is a declaration of that something will happen in future

For now, doctors say that his prognosis is not bad

prognosis by focusprogress January 25, 2023

Prognosis 

Used in place of the word “prerogative” because that one friend of yours doesn’t know the difference between the two

She decided not to help clean the apartment after move out. That’s her prognosis.

Prognosis by Madeline Simons July 28, 2025