Witty Profiles

Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.

Obsession will occur.

School work will be put off until every single quote

on the top quotes list is read.

Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends

and family do, and you will pour every single thought into

your quotes.

You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your

quotes in so you don’t forget them.

Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3

Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!

Witty Profiles by Lovetwolovetwolive December 8, 2010

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Profinessensational

To finesse at a professional level with swag

If you get shawty to give you her whole income tax refund your " Profinessensational "

Profinessensational by 3RD EYE JU March 13, 2017

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Witty Profiles

1. Where self confidence goes to die.

2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.

3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.

4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.

1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!

2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!

3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!

4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!

Witty Profiles by Harsh Reality. April 16, 2012

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lock profiles

To romantically connect social profiles, most notably facebook, wherein two people mutually change their relationship status with a link to each other's profile. From, when couples 'lock hands' when walking in public. It has become the norm for people to do this simultaneously or near-simultaneously as a soft announcement to their social circles that they are officially a couple.

I saw in my feed that Sam and Pat decided to lock profiles this morning.

lock profiles by brodod May 29, 2014

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Confirmed profiles only

Usually a dating site with tons of fake profiles

Oh hey this dating site has Confirmed profiles only
That's fake

Confirmed profiles only by Aliens are real?!? December 19, 2022

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