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procrastiware

1. Software made to facilitate procrastination.
2. Software made while procrastinating.
3. All of the above.
Facebook is really sweet procrastiware.
procrastiware by electronmonk August 11, 2009
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procrastihater 

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.
Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!
procrastihater by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate 

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
procrastinate by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

Procrastivapers 

Pro·cras·ti·vapers
PEOPLE who puts off doing anything to VAPE before doing it.🔥💨
🔥 Ronnie, Vincent and Ernesto are constant Procrastivapers
Procrastivapers by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

procrastivape 

pro·cras·ti·vape

To put off doing anything to VAPE. 💨
🔥 I gotta PROCRASTIVAPE real quick before we watch the movie💨
procrastivape by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastivaper 

pro·cras·ti·vaper
a person who habitually puts off doing things to VAPE.
🔥 I'm a constant procrastivaper
Procrastivaper by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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