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procrastidate 

When you keep arranging dates with potential partners in order to avoid doing work.
Person 1: Where's Mat?
Person 2: I think he scheduled a date tonight.
Person 1: what? he's got work to do?!?! and he's not even started? he's Procrastidating again...
(Procrastidate)
procrastidate by stakzent November 16, 2015

Procrastidate 

When you thought someone was cool so you started dating them, but after the first date they are crazy but you don't want to be rude so you keep pushing off a second date until they aren't interested anymore.
Person 1: How'd the date go?
Person 2: Horribly, I think I'm going to procrastidate until she ignores me.
Procrastidate by Ultimas aka Slyler December 21, 2015

procrastidab 

pro·cras·ti·dab
Putting off doing anything to DAB before doing it. procrastitoke
I always procrastidab before I do anything man..
procrastidab by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastidabber 

pro·cras·ti·dabber
a person who habitually puts off doing things to DAB before doing it. procrastitoker
I’m a constant procrastidabber”
procrastidabber by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastination 

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009