Procrastifake

1. To bullshit with time.
2. Something or someone that takes too damn long.
3. To avoid or stall
4. When you have no care or concern about a time frame or schedule.
5. To do everything else except what you're suppose to be doing.

I like to procrastifake when I really don't wanna do something.

by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018

Procrastifake

Stalling fa time on bull shit

I don't need any associates that procrastifake, it's a waste of time.

by WykeshaMonike (JusticeBennett) July 14, 2019

procrastitoker

pro·cras·ti·toker
a person who habitually puts off doing things to TOKE. procrastitoke

"I'm a constant procrastitoker "

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Procrastitokers

Pro·cras·ti·tokers
Stoners who puts off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.🔥💨

Ronnie and Ernesto are both constant PROCRASTITOKERS!
PROCRASTITOKERS are always Focused and Faded!

by ClassicRonnie February 18, 2019

procrastitoke

pro·cras·ti·toke
To put off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.

I gotta go but I’m going to procrastitoke!

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastihater

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastinate

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008