procrastify
procrastify by Molbols December 3, 2019
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procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008
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procrasticleaning
The urge to clean one's room, bathroom, or workspace fully knowing that something far more important must be done in the near future because "it needed to be cleaned." Usually occurs just before studying for a big test, writing a paper, or beginning some other undesirable yet significant task. Often justified by rationalizing, "at least I'm not being lazy."
I know I've gotta study for my math midterm on Wednesday, but I couldn't possibly do it in a messy room - looks like it's time for some procrasticleaning.
procrasticleaning by jspot January 5, 2009
Procrastibating
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009
procrastichat
From procrastination (to waste time) and chat (to talk, especially over the internet)
The act of continuing to chat to a friend using an internet chat program, long after you both should have stopped and gone to work/bed/the loo etc.
It is common for procrastichatters to exchange goodbye's several times during the period of procrastichat
The act of continuing to chat to a friend using an internet chat program, long after you both should have stopped and gone to work/bed/the loo etc.
It is common for procrastichatters to exchange goodbye's several times during the period of procrastichat
Person 1. We really must stop procrastichatting
Person 2. Yeah. Talk to you tomorrow
1. K, bye
2. Oh, before you go...
(Ad nauseum)
Person 2. Yeah. Talk to you tomorrow
1. K, bye
2. Oh, before you go...
(Ad nauseum)
procrastichat by Deluded Illusion July 16, 2008
Procrastefficient
Adj - Having the ability to wait until the last minute to do something important, yet still being able to complete it with high quality.
Jim: I put off that book report until last night but I did it and still got a 100.
Jill: Wow Jim, you're really procrastefficient.
Jill: Wow Jim, you're really procrastefficient.
Procrastefficient by Noah A. Hoback October 30, 2007
procrasticlean
Cris: Did you finish that paper?
Karl: I was going to... but instead I stayed up all night procrasticleaning!
Karl: I was going to... but instead I stayed up all night procrasticleaning!
procrasticlean by recalcitrantid March 27, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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