Procrastification

n. The act of creating a justification for procrastinating

Bob's saying that it's really important to iron his underpants right now, but I think it's just a procrastification to put off writing that report

by fabulogue August 5, 2019

procrastication

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).

Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.

by cakeofages August 9, 2008

Procrastilisation

A cross between socialising and procrastinating. Delaying important work by socialising.

1) I was busy procrastilising instead of doing all the work I had.

2) Social dining areas and bars are great plases for procrastilisation to occur

by tbmw February 8, 2010