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Procrastifail 

n. Occurs when someone procrastinates so much, there is no other word for it. even a failure at life ranks above a procrastifailure.
Hey, why don't you go fix that leak?

Okay, I'll do it later.

But it's been like that for two months. You always say you'll do it later.

Exactly. Later, as in, not in the foreseeable future.

Dude, that is such a procrastifail.
Procrastifail by IngolfrShadow October 5, 2011
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Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.
Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!
Procrastifaking by Neetles December 10, 2009

Procrastifacebooking

(verb) to procrastinate by going on Facebook; to prevent one's self from doing another tedious activity by going on Facebook, especially if one is a student avoiding homework
Master Chief: what are you up to?

Cortana: Procrastifacebooking. I have to read 4 chapters for class tomorrow, so I'm looking at pictures from Heather's party last weekend on Facebook instead.

Master Chief: Ah

Procrastifacing 

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook
I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.
Procrastifacing by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009

procrastifap 

Sam likes to procrastifap a lot when doing philosophy essays
procrastifap by ThisIsChristoph December 11, 2012

Procrastification 

Bob's saying that it's really important to iron his underpants right now, but I think it's just a procrastification to put off writing that report
Procrastification by fabulogue August 5, 2019

procrastimailing 

Procrastimail (noun) - an email between students.

Procrastimail (verb) - the practice of checking your email/facebook/blog in order to avoid the task at hand. Usually takes a cyclical form, where after you have checked your email/fB/blog, you realise it has been an hour since you logged into your email and that you have probably received a reply, so you log into your email again.
This form of procrastination reliant on computers, similar to procrastichatting and procrastiblogging.
(verb form)
Although I REALLY wanted to start writing my essay, I procrastimailed first. The procrastimailing took 4 hours, after which the library shut and I had to go home without starting my essay.
procrastimailing by jumblesale December 10, 2007