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procrastifuck 

vulgar verb

verb: procrastifuck; 3rd person present: procrastifucks; past tense: procrastifucked; past participle: procrastifucked; gerund or present participle: procrastifucking

to procrastinate task(s) with sexual activity; put off doing something with fucking.

Origin

early 21th century: portmanteau of procrastinate and fuck.
I procrastifucked last Friday evening with my girlfriend, and didn't get any work done.
procrastifuck by Meyer Lemon September 26, 2017
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procrastifuck 

A carton, usually a half-gallon, of ice cream or frozen custard commonly purchased at a corner convenience store or local gas station.
Chandler: I can't believe Matt ate that entire procrastifuck since last night!

Kenyon: Well, he is a matt.

Chandler: Yea, he fucking chandlered that procrastifuck like none other!

Kenyon: Well, I'm too tall, muscular, smart and very witty to do that.
procrastifuck by DEEZEGUYZ February 4, 2010

procrastifucking 

Having Sex with someone to put off doing actual work
Sam: How far did you and Jane get on that project last night?

Tim: We didn't get anything done. We ended up procrastifucking all night instead.

Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.
Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!
Procrastifaking by Neetles December 10, 2009

Procrastifacebooking

(verb) to procrastinate by going on Facebook; to prevent one's self from doing another tedious activity by going on Facebook, especially if one is a student avoiding homework
Master Chief: what are you up to?

Cortana: Procrastifacebooking. I have to read 4 chapters for class tomorrow, so I'm looking at pictures from Heather's party last weekend on Facebook instead.

Master Chief: Ah

Procrastifacing 

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook
I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.
Procrastifacing by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009

Procrastification 

n. The act of creating a justification for procrastinating
Bob's saying that it's really important to iron his underpants right now, but I think it's just a procrastification to put off writing that report
Procrastification by fabulogue August 5, 2019
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