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Procrastifacing 

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook
I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.
Procrastifacing by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009

Procrastifail 

n. Occurs when someone procrastinates so much, there is no other word for it. even a failure at life ranks above a procrastifailure.
Hey, why don't you go fix that leak?

Okay, I'll do it later.

But it's been like that for two months. You always say you'll do it later.

Exactly. Later, as in, not in the foreseeable future.

Dude, that is such a procrastifail.
Procrastifail by IngolfrShadow October 5, 2011

procrastifarian

Someone who avoids work to the point where it has become a religious way of life
Person 1: Have you started your assignment that's due tomorrow?
Person 2: No, but I watched an entire season of Orange Is The New Black on Netflix
Person 1: Jesus dude, you're SUCH a procrastifarian