procrasterbake
The act of smoking weed instead of doing any work and saving the work for later. Similar to procrasterbating.
procrasterbake by Tommie Neppa September 13, 2011
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Procrasturbate
/prə(ʊ)ˈkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...
Procrasturbate by WelshRuffster May 11, 2016
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procrasturbate
1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.
procrasturbate by spizzman November 30, 2004
Procrasterbation
Procrasterbation by BruthaDahkness April 12, 2011
procrasterbate
I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!
procrasterbate by Gary March 19, 2005
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procrasturbate by IAmLanky January 18, 2009
procrasterbating
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!
2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
procrasterbating by Danp February 1, 2007
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