proclusion 

a positive concLusion about future events and outcomes

the procLusion assumed a good outcome was possibLe

proclusion by dr_bLur July 3, 2019

Profusioning 

PROFUSION: lavish expenditure; extravagance: the quality or state of being profuse;
great quantity; lavish display supply abundance "snow falling in profusion aka sweat falling in profusion"

PERSPIRATION: Sweating is the release of a salty liquid from the body's sweat glands.

Sweating is an essential function that helps your body stay cool. Sweat is commonly found under

the arms, feet, palms of hands, private areas and MOST unattractively on the forehead.

ING: One of a specified kind: "sweating"

While dancing in the gay night club rolling on molly until 5,6,7 or 8AM causes extreme = Profusioning
While having long periods of gay and/or straight hot one/on/one sex or groups will cause extreme = Profusioning

"He was profusioning all over me last night, he tasted so yummyness."
"We were profusioning hard at the beach today"
"O.M.G. Gurlfriend, I am profusioning, look at my lavish display of sweatness, hurry bitch I need a fucking tissue."
"Fuck dude, she is so hot my balls are profusioning."
"Fuck dude, he is so hotmy ass is profusioning"
"I live in Houston bitch, we are profusioning every damn day."
"Damn gurl, turn the a/c on, I'm profusioning all up in here."

Profusioning by lol_victoria26 June 12, 2013

anal propulsion 

The energy created when 2 or more people engage in anal sex. This method of energy production is not known to most of the known world and possess the power to propel a small car or propel a large space craft!

I used the power of anal propulsion to get to school in 3 minutes today!

or

Anal propulsion saved my life...and czechlosovakia

anal propulsion by Equipment of the magic dildos April 2, 2007

Procassionate 

Procrastinating over something important, but doing something you love.

Why's Larry watching porn? He's got an exam tomorrow.
He's being procassionate.
WTF?
You know he cares about the well being of porn stars.

Procassionate by FallenV May 24, 2018

Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine 

Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: This is a theoritical rocket engine that is based on the principles of cause an effect. Artificial lightning is discharged towards an ionized gas. When the lightning strikes the gas, it propels the craft forward at near the speed of light. The engine is designed to be used in the vacuum of space under zero gravity.
The engine was first theorized by a Christian science fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.

Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: is used to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light. The engine that is used to move a spacecraft at the speed of light. Any rocket engine that makes use of artificial lightning to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light.

Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine by Dr. Patricia Pystrum January 10, 2010

Funeral Procession 

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

Funeral Procession by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

fuck up a one car funeral procession by grataballi October 23, 2005