poollusion 

The illusion that you have just pooped a gigantic huge turd, but when you look, it is disappointingly small.

I hadn't pooped for days and finally had to go. I sat on the toilet and worked out what felt like a monster turd. I was like "yeah I finally dumped all that shit! That has gotta be a freakin' mega turd! Felt like a eighteen inch monster log! Gotta get a look at this giant deuce!" Then I looked and it was puny. Total disappointment. Poollusion.

poollusion by liljoint November 5, 2012

Light Pollution 

When there's so very many lights from a city that it obscures the night sky, making star~viewing almost non~existant.

Gawd, I Hate Light Pollution because it interferes so badly with my viewing of the stars & moon at night! There's so much better viewing in a small city or the countryside!

Light Pollution by Starchylde August 11, 2015

The New Pollution

The information, technology, media, etc... that invades our everyday lives, that constantly bombards us and effects our minds.

Also a song by musician Beck.

Tara would not let herself be effected by "the new pollution".

The New Pollution by Zach D September 26, 2005

mind pollution 

Unneccesary, irrelevant and plain boring information, media and advertisement attacking your mind, resulting in a slow and superficial condition.

Damn John, stop the mind pollution, I don't care what you ate last week.

mind pollution by nomologic May 15, 2009

visual pollution

A person or a thing which is so atrocious or ugly so as to metaphorize it as spreading disgust by just being in sight.

"Last night we saw you with Beth. Are you guys dating?"
"With Beth? Oh please, spare me!! She's like a visual pollution."

visual pollution by raj_apart May 1, 2008

iTunes Pollution

Songs on your iTunes that you don't really like. Maybe you liked them once and then got sick of them. Or maybe you downloaded them for free off of iTunes Discovery Downloads, thinking that you could learn to enjoy them, but never did.

Me: Hey, could you burn me some of your Three Day's Grace songs?

Hannah: Yeah, sure. Hey do you want some MIKA too?

Me: Nah, I'd never listen too it. It would just be more iTunes pollution.

iTunes Pollution by LindseySubtlyInked May 29, 2008

noise pollution 

The garbage that passes (or not so much) for music on American Idol

You actually subject yourself to that noise pollution on tv?

noise pollution by Notch April 29, 2003