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procakes 

Very professional. The 'cakes' exaggerates on the pro-ness.
Guy: HOLY LOOK AT THE PROCAKES CB
Guy2: Wtf?
procakes by 4NN137R4NN February 4, 2009
An extra large poo poo suprise.. can take a very long time to create.
"Dude, that thing is fucking huge!"
"I know, I made it, it's a poocake!" :D
Poocake by KatKat and LouLou July 20, 2009
an insult when you want to call someone a prickend, but your hands spaz up on the keyboard.
nick jones you prockend. oops sorry lol i spelt it wrong, i meant to say prickend.
prockend by zuzuuuu January 13, 2011

promcakes 

Promcakes is a noun and/or description of whatever you are currently desiring or searching for. When on a quest, your ultimate goal is your "promcakes." An important grammatical note: Promcakes is always plural (i.e. Promcake is not a thing).
(Searching for place to shower) : "Excuse me sir, do you have promcakes here?"

(When desiring your mom's spaghetti) : "Dude, I could totally go for some promcakes right now."
The act of processing.
To Process.
Matt procated what he would say to Adam in the bathroom.
Procate by Gobey6 March 21, 2007
utterly fucked. Something that has had large damage done to it currently or in the past. can be both good or bad depending on circumstances.
that car that was wrecked then rebuilt is procked

I totally procked that chick last night

no money ?? man your life is procked
procked by prock12 November 4, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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