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promcakes 

Promcakes is a noun and/or description of whatever you are currently desiring or searching for. When on a quest, your ultimate goal is your "promcakes." An important grammatical note: Promcakes is always plural (i.e. Promcake is not a thing).
(Searching for place to shower) : "Excuse me sir, do you have promcakes here?"

(When desiring your mom's spaghetti) : "Dude, I could totally go for some promcakes right now."
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promcest 

When your prom date is one of your step-siblings, but after prom it goes TOO FAR!
Whoa!! Did you see Jamie and her step-bro Mark getting it on in his car after prom?? Total promcest!!
promcest by Tommy Del Riot July 13, 2020

Promacker 

A girl whose only point of existence is macking it to guys, in a perpetual attempt to increase her number.
I know she was a promacker by the way she smelled.
Promacker by fourdegreez April 29, 2003

pooncakes 

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...
pooncakes by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008

procakes 

Very professional. The 'cakes' exaggerates on the pro-ness.
Guy: HOLY LOOK AT THE PROCAKES CB
Guy2: Wtf?
procakes by 4NN137R4NN February 4, 2009
n. A word that enhances the beauty of fluffy-good pancakes much more than actually saying 'pancakes'.
I loves me some pamcakes. Garcong! Pamcakes!
Pamcakes by Robert Akins June 2, 2004
You need a pretty procake computer to run that!
procake by jkfasjkl February 22, 2009