procked

utterly fucked. Something that has had large damage done to it currently or in the past. can be both good or bad depending on circumstances.

that car that was wrecked then rebuilt is procked

I totally procked that chick last night

no money ?? man your life is procked

by prock12 November 4, 2013

Procked

This is used when someone is fighting another person in Minecraft pvp. This term is usually used in minecraft hcf and its when someone pops there ability they have.

Jerold: Im Fighting him!

Jerold: Yes! My ability procked!

by Cakn July 12, 2022

Get Procked

A term used when you have been scammed by a friend.

Will: Hi Sam, Could I borrow your Staff of Sliske?
Sam: Ye sure! Just make sure you don't stake it...
*Later That Day*
Nathan: Sam, Where is your Staff?
Sam: I Loaned it to Will.
Tom: LOL GET PROCKED IDIOT.

by 36Nathan63 January 17, 2018

Seizure Procedure

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

Please proceed, Governor

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.

Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator

by jcb82 October 19, 2012

proceeds

earnings obtained from an event or activity.

“ looking at the proceeds of rap music on my wrist (watch)”

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by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021