probortion 

A fan of or advocate for the abortion of someone who should not have been born

In the case of Paul Begala I am probortion

probortion by bettinas February 27, 2009

Dodecatuple Secret Probation 

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.

From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

Dodecatuple Secret Probation by newkie December 15, 2011

Proportionizing 

The act of using padding on the chest, thighs and bottom and cinching of the waist to create a feminine shape and proportions

The drag queen had a pancake booty and broad shoulders. She did not know a thing about proportionizing

Proportionizing by Lady Lohita May 31, 2018

Problowtion 

When a person, typically a female, makes her way up the corporate ladder by means of sexual offerings.

Tom: Did you hear about Becky being promoted to Senior Account Executive?

Steve: Yeah, talk about a problowtion.

Problowtion by Murrdah September 12, 2013

probation officer 

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.

Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.

probation officer by The View June 19, 2008

Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010

proportionising 

How to fake a sexy body. Defined by Eureka, Ru Paul’s Drag Race Season 10.

We’re proportionising, creating the perfect silhouette, even if she artificial af

proportionising by BCclaire May 30, 2018