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When a man is made to do something he does not want to do by his wife.
me: "yo man you watching the heat game?"
friend: "nah man, im stuck watching Y&R"
me: "aw man you got probied!"

me: "yo u wanna get some beers later?"
friend: "can't dude, going to bed bath and beyond then mowing the lawn"
me: "man you got probied again?"
probied by notproby June 16, 2013
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Probie is a term used by firefighters to identify a probationary firefighter, or rookie.
its a noun
probie by Chewyfood January 14, 2004
A newbie at his job. No matter how long he works at his job, or how good he is at the job, the senior worker will always call him a probie. The newbie always follows the senior workers orders.
Probie; go take the chairs down to the beach! Bring some umbrella's too.
Probie by ---Grizz April 26, 2009
A new worker, or a newbie.
in NCIS, Tony always calls McGee a probie because Tony is a senior field agent and McGee is a junior field agent.
probie by beatlefan156 July 29, 2009
Word of the Day on January 29, 2025
-Noun informal Proh-bee

Somebody on their probationary period.
Probationer, Probinator, Probus Maximus

(Origin - 2007 Reef Casino)
Best used in moments of stupidy
(e.g 'your such a probie Tristan')
(e.g 'Ohh Probe it up a notch')
(e.g 'you are the probiest prober this once probie ever did see')
probie by Nickwhite777 January 13, 2008
1)a all-chick band from montreal
2) What aliens do to you when you are abducted.
1)"hey, there goes probed"
2) "Dude, your ass is bleeding"
"That's cuz i was abducted earlier to day and probed my some fucking aliens."
probed by cathyyyy June 6, 2004

an alien probed me 

Getting Anonymously Fucked up the arse
An Alien probed me and i never saw him cuming..
an alien probed me by flyillustra August 20, 2020
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