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an alien probed me
Getting Anonymously Fucked up the arse
an alien probed me by flyillustra August 20, 2020
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probed • Probedactyl • Probedactyl Tree • Got Probed • an alien probed me • u got probed • probe • Propedo • proned • probee
u got probed
A instance in which you or someone you know is owned so badly that they feel it for days later. Sometimes these victims don't know they have been subject to probing and may feel that they have been abducted by aliens.
Yo my ass still hurts. maybe i got abducted by them aliens. Na quip u got probed by that baller last week!
u got probed by indianmolester September 27, 2009
Got Probed
(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.
*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.
Got Probed by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017
Seizure Procedure
In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.
examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.
examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.
Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018
probephobe
Someone who can’t even begin to approach consideration of information gained from a carefully conducted probe.
I’m not a probephobe as the fake press alleges, I’m merely trying to explain that I’m a winner who rose straight to the top on my own!
probephobe by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018
SUB-PROBE
SUB-PROBE by TRUCKS-TRAILER-TOYS May 9, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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