probabylity 

Da degree of chance dat you'll soon be hearing da pitter-patter of little feet.

Using condoms during intercourse will lessen da probabylity of unexpected "consequences" of said bouncy-bouncies.

probabylity by QuacksO July 4, 2023

Probabilititties 

The likelihood of seeing a titty.

What do you think the likelihood of this top staying on all night is?

I’m not sure but the probabilititties are high.

Probabilititties by Jefferson Lovely August 7, 2020

Waifu Probability Potential

The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.

The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.

"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"

Waifu Probability Potential by Mozzarellah May 1, 2017

prosability 

When there is both probability and possibility of something happening

If your girlfriend doesn't want to move where you live, there is a high prosability that you will move to where she is because you are pussy whipped.

prosability by Nadgar February 18, 2014

probability

The chances of something happening

Hey Dave, what's the probability of rain tonight?

probability by Yahooyas29 January 27, 2004

probability

a bull shit part of math that doesn't matter in the real world because no matter how small the odds are there's always the chance of that thing happening

A: What if a bomb goes off? (IDK I couldn't think of anything bite me)
B: What's the actual probability of that happening?
A: Who gives a fuck

probability by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009

promability 

The rating or status of a guy/girl on the probability of asking them/going with them to prom
The person should consider the level of awkwardness during the night and the following categories:
1. Abilty to dance/have fun on the dance floor
2. Good social skills
3. Non-boring personality
4. No desire for a booty call

"Hey, are you going to ask Greg to prom?"

"I dunno, Greg seems like an okay guy but he's got no promability."

promability by meowchelle December 12, 2008