likelihood

likely to happen

There is a likelihood that it will rain tomorrow

by likelihood definition December 15, 2016

Likelihoof

The measure of a person's ability to escape from tricky situations, for example their speed in running from police after a theft. "Hoof" refers to the person's flight from danger.

Your mamma's so fat that her likelihoof is severely impeded.

You breaking into the Bellagio again? You'd better get to the gym and improve your likelihoof, dude.

by BrieGenius February 15, 2015

livelihood

A means of securing the necessities of life; Means of earning a living; source of income.

- people whose livelihoods depend on the rain forest

by akkki June 7, 2011

Right Livelihood

a. A (usually northern California) new-age concept/farce invented by people who don't have to actually work to provide housing or sustenance for themselves.
b. A position (never a "job") held by the non-working class, the privileged in society who get to pass time however they please themselves to. Practitioners can usually be found painting, writing, or doing yoga; and often seen posing as a philanthropist, spiritual leader, or shaman.

"I just got my inheritance, and suddenly found my calling / life purpose!! I gonna drop out, keep no schedules and express Who I Really Am (and Why I Am Here) through right livelihood!"

by CSky June 6, 2013

shrek your livelyhood

To metaphorically thrust your sexual organ into someones anal reigon

Hey man I will shrek your livelyhood if you don’t join the klan

by Roc and Peyton November 7, 2017

lievelihood

A means of self-support through falsehood.

Fletcher Reede would have to re-structure his budget and other financial affairs now that he no longer could maintain a lievelihood the way he had previously been doing.

by QuacksO February 26, 2019