privates

A respectful term for testicles or female organs.

Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.

by Bowman June 16, 2002

disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

by SB17 August 29, 2006

Privates

The penis or vagina of a person's body

Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!

by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

saving ryans privates

the porno version of saving private ryan

the germans are cumming from behind

by n333m August 23, 2004

shaving ryan's privates

pun off of the movie saving private ryan

im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!

by chase711 July 6, 2010

Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009

pasadena privates

a group of private schools in pasadena, california. since all the public schools suck ass, and pasadena is full of rich white people, theres a shitload of private schools to satisfy their 'needs'. some of the schools arent actually in pasadena, but are part of the list because everyone in pasadena goes to them. most of the schools are catholic. theres a lot of girls schools but only one boys school, so if you want to get laid, go to pasadena.

mayfield senior school(pasadena)-girls/catholic

maranatha high school(pasadena)-co ed/christian

westridge school(pasadena)-girls/non religious

polytechnic school(pasadena)-co ed/non religious

la salle high school(pasadena)-co ed/catholic

alverno high school(sierra madre)-girls/catholic

flintridge sacred heart academy(la cañada flintridge)-
girls/catholic

flintridge preparatory school(la cañada flintridge)-co ed/non
religious

st. francis high school(la cañada flintridge)-boys/catholic

"man your girlfriend goes to one of the pasadena privates? she must be hot. i bet shes smart and crazy rich too."

by rocksann cöle August 30, 2011