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Definitions by OriginalPatioPrimate
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The
politically correct
version
of "
porch monkey
"
Joe: Hey
look at that
porch monkey
!
Tom:
Hey, hey
, hey he's a patio primate!
Patio Primate
by
OriginalPatioPrimate
October 5, 2009
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