pretzsexual 

being the most gayest human on the planet, there is nobody gayer than a pretzsexual

I sexually identify as a pretzsexual

pretzsexual by betabell March 6, 2019

petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+

Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh

petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

protosexual 

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.

Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.

protosexual by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

presexual marriage 

tieing the knot before trying it out.

What a churchy, she totally believes in presexual marriage.

presexual marriage by Justin Edwards June 9, 2005

petesexual 

When someone is sexual attracted to daddy Pete Davidson. The attraction is so strong it has to have its own category.

Taylor: Damn pete is so hot i just wanna suck him off
Me: Oh shit you must be petesexual
Taylor: you know it bestie
Me: AHH me too queen

petesexual by slut4mgk January 6, 2021

presexual harassment 

Harassment that occurs before sex. Often consensual during act of sexual action.

Josephine: Morgan you are a piece of shit. (hits Morgan)
(Morgan and Josephine have sex)
Me: Thats presexual harassment.

presexual harassment by ilikeeatingpussy January 16, 2023

Protosexual 

Protosexuality is where you clone yourself, get yourself or your clone to get a sex change, and then have sex with the clone.

Guy 1: Go fuck yourself!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!

Protosexual by Hlasd October 15, 2010