pretzsexual

being the most gayest human on the planet, there is nobody gayer than a pretzsexual

I sexually identify as a pretzsexual

by betabell March 6, 2019

petsexual

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+

Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh

by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

protosexual

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.

Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.

by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

presexual marriage

tieing the knot before trying it out.

What a churchy, she totally believes in presexual marriage.

by Justin Edwards June 9, 2005

petesexual

When someone is sexual attracted to daddy Pete Davidson. The attraction is so strong it has to have its own category.

Taylor: Damn pete is so hot i just wanna suck him off
Me: Oh shit you must be petesexual
Taylor: you know it bestie
Me: AHH me too queen

by slut4mgk January 6, 2021

presexual harassment

Harassment that occurs before sex. Often consensual during act of sexual action.

Josephine: Morgan you are a piece of shit. (hits Morgan)
(Morgan and Josephine have sex)
Me: Thats presexual harassment.

by ilikeeatingpussy January 16, 2023

Protosexual

Protosexuality is where you clone yourself, get yourself or your clone to get a sex change, and then have sex with the clone.

Guy 1: Go fuck yourself!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!

by Hlasd October 15, 2010