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pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+
Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh
petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

pentasexual 

A person attracted to inanimate objects, men, women, animals, and hermaphrodites (a word that asshat down there should learn how to spell).
The pentasexual girl has no problem with any kind of sexual practice.
pentasexual by shadow98 December 28, 2005

Petersexual 

People sexually attracted to Peter Griffin, due to his chin being shaped like testicles. See Peter Griffin's chin for more details.
Jerry: Hey, Jim, I'm Petersexual.
Jim: What's that?
Jerry: SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS! Wait, that's his chin.

peesexual 

someone who is attracted to other pee
Idoit: I think I am peesexual
person : no your just dumb
peesexual by GenGingg July 2, 2021

pectosexual 

A guy who bulks up (especially his pecs and abs) and walks around in public without a shirt on all day to grab attention from other guys.
Girl: Hey check that shirtless guy out, he's so tank.
Guy: Yeah whatever he's a pectosexual, see the bunch of guys behind him going googlely eyed.
pectosexual by CaviAck January 31, 2010