protosexual

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.

Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.

by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

Protosexual

Protosexuality is where you clone yourself, get yourself or your clone to get a sex change, and then have sex with the clone.

Guy 1: Go fuck yourself!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!

by Hlasd October 15, 2010

Protosexual

Where m1ksa_king is attracted to protoop

M1ksa: I am protosexual.

by habibiboy September 5, 2023

prodsexual

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.
Or commonly known as a simp for ProductionTakeFive.

The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes 0G3Z prodsexual

by ඞgcs March 12, 2021

pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.

"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"

by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013

phytosexual

One who is turnt by plant identifications

When I heard Magnolia Xsoulangeana I became a phytosexual .

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

Plotsexual

1. A sexuality used in writing where the plot of the character is prioritized over heteronormative or preconceived sexualities.

2. A character who falls in love based on which way the plot flows.

Instead of straight or gay or even bisexual, he seemed to be plotsexual depending on chapter to chapter.

by Estelle Sterling January 16, 2020