Prattsexual 

The type of man who would have sex with another man ONLY if it were Chris Pratt. No homo ofc.

Me:“I would have sex with Chris Pratt does that make me gay?” Friend: “Not if you say no homo that makes you Prattsexual.”

Prattsexual by NovoHomo May 9, 2019

plantsexual 

some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community

you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality

person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"

plantsexual by plantedcandy March 18, 2021

plantsexual 

some knockoff wannabe sexuality plant farmer. this is NOT a fucking valid sexuality, if you think so i n e v e r want to talk to you. tyvm </3

plantsexual is not a valid sexuality

plantsexual by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

plantsexual 

Either a shitty attempt at being a mocking homophobe or someone who needs to touch some fucking grass.

Person 1: Hey, can I tell you something?
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.

plantsexual by smokey-skies March 18, 2022

Who made my son plantsexual? 

Seriously who the FUCK made my son plantsexual. HOW DOES HE KNOW HES PLANTSEXUAL

Who SHOVED A CACTUS up HIS ASS and (but seriously who made my son plantsexual?)

Who made my son plantsexual? by MinionGorl November 2, 2019

Plantsexual 

Mocking the LBGTQ+ Community by making a fake Sexuality. So no one likes that one except fucking bitches

Girl 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore

Plantsexual by Disbitchbelike June 7, 2021

Pantsexual 

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"

"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"

Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011