Prattsexual
Me:“I would have sex with Chris Pratt does that make me gay?” Friend: “Not if you say no homo that makes you Prattsexual.”
Prattsexual by NovoHomo May 9, 2019
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plantsexual
some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community
you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality
you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality
person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"
plantsexual by plantedcandy March 18, 2021
Related Words
Prattsexual • plantsexual • Protosexual • Pantsexual • Partasexual • partysexual • Patsexual • Pattysexual • patysexual • practisexual
plantsexual
some knockoff wannabe sexuality plant farmer. this is NOT a fucking valid sexuality, if you think so i n e v e r want to talk to you. tyvm </3
plantsexual by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021
plantsexual
Either a shitty attempt at being a mocking homophobe or someone who needs to touch some fucking grass.
Person 1: Hey, can I tell you something?
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.
plantsexual by smokey-skies March 18, 2022
Who made my son plantsexual?
Who made my son plantsexual? by MinionGorl November 2, 2019
Plantsexual
Mocking the LBGTQ+ Community by making a fake Sexuality. So no one likes that one except fucking bitches
Girl 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore
Plantsexual by Disbitchbelike June 7, 2021
Pantsexual
Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"
Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011
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