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pretzing
the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:
1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.
2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.
!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.
Also can be used as a codeword for weed.
DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.
2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.
!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.
Also can be used as a codeword for weed.
DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."
"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."
later that night
" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."
later that night
" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
pretzing by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009
Related Words
pretzling • pretzeling • pretzing • leg pretzeling • prostate pretzeling • Perthling • Petaling • prattling • Prazling • Predalingus
Pretzeling
Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.
This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...
Pretzeling by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 11, 2019
Prestyling
The act of preparing to spit fire (aka freestyle). This time is often dominated by language such as; Uhh, let's go, 'bout to spit! Also: Prestyle, Prestyled...
Phillip: Uhhhhh..... Yeah..... I got 'dis.....
Bob: Ayyy yo! Phillip! Stop prestyling and start rapping!
Bob: Ayyy yo! Phillip! Stop prestyling and start rapping!
Prestyling by Jamaclidis April 23, 2015
pretzeling
v. Intertwining oneself with another while laying down, preferably with someone of the opposite sex. Can be done with or without intercourse.
pretzeling by Aaron and Heather August 3, 2006
Predalingus
A sexual act, similar to cunnilingus, wherein the 'performer' places the backs of both hands to their cheeks and inserts all of their fingers and their tongue into the female genitalia, and shouts "blarffl" in an impression of the eponymous villain from the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic 'Predator'.
"BLARFFL BLARFFL BLARFFUNKL"
- Dude, I totally gave this chick mad predalingus last night!
- That's balls nasty, man. Yous a player and no mistake!
- Dude, I totally gave this chick mad predalingus last night!
- That's balls nasty, man. Yous a player and no mistake!
Predalingus by cipher_d June 10, 2009
Perthling
She's a Perthling!
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