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Rectum Rattling
Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.
I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.
Rectum Rattling by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2019
Rattling
"You any gear mate? I'm rattling like a bottle of pills here'
'Shit, this is brutal, I'm rattling away like a bag of spanners'
'Shit, this is brutal, I'm rattling away like a bag of spanners'
Rattling by Jungle_Juice October 16, 2008
Pratiking It
This term is an extension of procrastination. It is the act of waiting to work on something, even though everyone around you is working on that very same thing. Instead the individual may play silly games on their phone and distracting others from doing there work. Hence, making "pratiking it" a contagious action.
Teacher: Alright class, let's work on the worksheet I just passed out.
*All students except Billy work on the worksheets*
Joe: Hey Billy quit pratiking it!
*All students except Billy work on the worksheets*
Joe: Hey Billy quit pratiking it!
Pratiking It by ChunkyMunkE April 16, 2015
Platting fog
Platting fog by hteb78 November 10, 2012
Patting Your Horse
Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
Patting Your Horse by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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