Petaling 

A very useless word to describe the obscure process of adding layers of moleskin or makeshift materials to create an ad hoc bushing for the lower rim opening of one's medical penis enlargement vacuum pump in preparation for prolonged use, or as an emergency measure to, for example, abate painful penile shaft edemas or mitigate testicular torsion and seminal vesicle ruptures, commonplace among unfortunate individuals with a thumb dick, so that one may resume vigorous penile pumping, effectively turning the penis into a semi-resilient, flaccid superchubby resembling a miniature rancid eggplant, inevitably leading to DVT - Deep Vein Throboshits and perpetual impotence.

Intercom: "Dr. Wang, please report to the north wing nurses station immediately for adolescent penile pump evacuation and flaccid priapism drainage."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."

Petaling by Dr. Octagynocologist December 12, 2013

rose petaling 

the act of licking the area around the rectum in small figure eights which then causes your partner to involuntarily shit in your mouth which you then proceed to spit the shit into her twat

Me and dog were rose petaling

rose petaling by iliketofapallday November 16, 2009

flower petaling

When a stripper puts her pussy in your face and uses her skills to push the pussy lips out and open like a flower petal blooming. (|) --> @

Damn that old stripper was flower petaling all up in my face last night and I'm pretty sure I saw all the way inside- shit was huge!

flower petaling by Idontevenknow520025 September 25, 2017

pedaling 

To sell some drugs on the black market.

Todd's been pedaling mad meow meow over the past few months and is filthy stinking rich.

pedaling by A Soap Bar March 27, 2016

ass pealing 

A term used to describe the act off making a excess amount of money on a car sale

The sales manager told Hector You'll be ass pealing on this deal. You better peal thier ass off the ceiling and make them like it, or You'll be leaving with them. He wrapped up the deal and had a real head ripper!

ass pealing by Freckman February 6, 2007

putaling 

(pu-ta-ling) n., derived from the Spanish word, "puta," meaning bitch.
- slang anyone especially unpleaseant or difficult, small- minded

--SYN. bitch, nuisance, annoying, worthless, petty

"Man, you're such a putaling."

putaling by Sebastian Carro November 9, 2008

pedaling pussy 

Illegal in most states, yet occurs on daily basis, two definitions....prostitution any female riding a bicycle.....

any females from age 5 to 99 riding a bicycle, call police IMMEDIATLY!!!!!!!

pedaling pussy by J_P June 3, 2004