pretzing 

the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:

1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.

2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.

!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.

Also can be used as a codeword for weed.

DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work

"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."

"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."

later that night

" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"

pretzing by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009

preezing 

to preeze, preezing, preezed
when you lead someone on with no intention of being with them because you want them to like you

“i thought you liked me but i think you’re just preezing me”

preezing by edible1&2 June 10, 2021

pretting 

The act of doing something in a pretty way that may not always be a pretty thing to do.

She's pretting with that butcher block, whould'nt you say? What? She has very nimble fingers!

pretting by jysys January 27, 2004

Prezzing 

To present oneself as a present.

Are you prezzing me 88forthewin? I'll have you tonight! -Aerrine

Prezzing by 88ftw May 16, 2017

pretzling 

Fucking a girl and your dick goes through the hole in the pretzel to reach her pussy

Dude, me and sapna were pretzling all night

pretzling by Steel172 August 7, 2014

pretingle

The pleasure before one orgasms, typically gained through edging or gooning

Trump: Man I'm edging rn.

Luigi Mangione: Tryna get that pretingle?

pretingle by skinnei December 13, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020