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Pestling 

A sexual practice involving the insertion of a pestle (a traditionally wooden and/or ceramic implement used with a mortar for crushing herbs and spices)into a bodily cavity of one's partner in order to provide sexual stimulation.
Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
I gave her a pestling while she flicked the bean.

Also Pezzling, if you want to sound ghetto.
Pestling by MrLRJ January 29, 2009

peestling 

An act of failed whistling which sounds more like a father trying to coax his little son to pee. Utterly tuneless and downright annoying. Should be banned at public places and be deemed a CRIME
1) My stupid colleague cannot stop peestling, although he has no young son who wants to pee and he himself is already 40 yrs old.

2) Stop peestling, you idiot!
peestling by estherz09 January 7, 2014

Presting 

v. leaving a pair of new sneakers in their box so as to preserve their mint condition
Dan: I got a new pair of sneakers today
Jack: Oh yeah, can I see them?
Dan: Nah man, they're presting
Presting by jackcuntman June 10, 2011

prestiging

when a girl gives you head while you play call of duty:black ops, and she may also feed you a sandwich if shes nice enough
dude! courtney was totally prestiging me last night!
prestiging by wyatt peehead March 11, 2011

Presting 

Pretending to rest
Pre+st+ing
Stop presting and wake up for school!
Presting by chuballarrow June 4, 2016

Prestiging

When a man, after lots of stretching, performs oral sex on himself.
After a unsuccessful night with the ladies, Scott settled for some good old fashion prestiging
Prestiging by Dsuga5334 February 18, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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