pretzelled

Confused, twisted, or bent out of shape.

I'm a little pretzelled about that new movie.

That psychopath clown is pretzelled.

When I drove my bike off the edge I pretzelled my front wheel.

by Mike99 June 16, 2008

Pretzeldent Bush

On January 13, 2002 appointed U.S. "President" George W. Bush fainted after choking on a pretzel, gouging his head on a table.

"You really think that Pretzeldent Bush would know how to respond to a disaster?"

by Hugh Johnson September 21, 2005

Pretzellation

Pretzellation is when a group of arse-licking people are friends with each other and are so far up each others arses they are entangled in a pretzel formation

Girl 1: those three are such arse-lickers
Girl 2: i know, talk about pretzellation

by Twisted_Nath October 7, 2008

pretzeled

A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.

A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.

pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!

Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.

Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.

Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.

by Some person July 30, 2017

protzeller

A real cockwaffle of a person, usually a teacher. Generally an old sadistic fuckwad who preys on teenagers who he doesn't like.

#asshole#dipfuck#stupidteacher#school#evilteacher

Person 1: You won't believe it- the teacher made 3 girls cry in class today!

Person 2: How?

Person 1: He tore up their essays and laughed.

Person 2: What an crusty old jizzsock. Sounds like a real protzeller!!

by 1-800-fuc-kyou January 9, 2017

pretzelfied

Bent over like a circus artest, a habit forming if exicuted properly.

Beavis is parilized in a pretzelfied position ,do to Mike's anal abuse.

by DEFICATER October 10, 2003

pretzeled

drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed

we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing

by Dome Timer November 1, 2006