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drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed
we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing
by Dome Timer November 01, 2006
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A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.

A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.
pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!

Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.

Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.

Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.
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by Some person July 30, 2017
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