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Pretzelling

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Noun. A sexual act involving inserting a pretzel (usually a pretzel stick) into the end of one's penis, and then launching it back out upon ejaculation. Bonus points if either you or your partner(s) manage to catch the spunky pretzel in your mouth.
Dude, me and Miranda went on a date last night and she's into some totally freaky stuff: BDSM, pretzelling, everything. My dick is still sore from all the chunks of pretzel salt.
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Pretzeling 

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Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.
This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...

pretzeling 

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v. Intertwining oneself with another while laying down, preferably with someone of the opposite sex. Can be done with or without intercourse.
You don't want to go in there, they're pretzeling.
pretzeling by Aaron and Heather August 3, 2006

leg pretzeling

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The act of tangling or resting your legs on those of a significant other. Pretzeling, but often devoid of contact except for the legs.
Because he was too much of a pansy to make a real move, Thomas settled for leg pretzeling with Emma during the movie.
leg pretzeling by rayshella January 26, 2009

Pretzeling 

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When you and your partner (male or female) cross your legs behind your head and engage in sex
Yo me and my girl were pretzeling last night, shit was awesome.
Pretzeling by lildick123_4 January 1, 2016

Pretzeling 

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When someone eats everything but the pretzels in a snack mix.
Aww man, some douche-nozzle ate all the cheezies and there's nothing but pretzels in the bowl!

Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...
Pretzeling by LoPoMotive July 13, 2017

Pretzeling 

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Also know as cuddling. It occurs after sex when both partners reach orgasm. Both partners fall asleep in each other's arms wrapped around each other.
Gary: where's Jimmy? Is he up?

Doug: No, he is out for the count. He was seen pretzeling with Annie.
Pretzeling by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019
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