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protzeller 

A real cockwaffle of a person, usually a teacher. Generally an old sadistic fuckwad who preys on teenagers who he doesn't like.

#asshole#dipfuck#stupidteacher#school#evilteacher
Person 1: You won't believe it- the teacher made 3 girls cry in class today!

Person 2: How?

Person 1: He tore up their essays and laughed.

Person 2: What an crusty old jizzsock. Sounds like a real protzeller!!
protzeller by 1-800-fuc-kyou January 9, 2017
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Rusty Propeller 

The Rusty Propeller is a popular alcoholic drink of the Lehigh Valley. First created in 2009 at Lehigh University by an undergraduate it contains 24 oz of water, 6 oz of vodka, and two instant propel packets. It is traditionally berry flavored and served in a nalgene, but there have been many variations in flavor and drinking container since its creation in 2009. The Rusty Propeller is famous for its smooth taste, and ability to get individuals very intoxicated while simultaneously keeping them hydrated. This is an essential factor in preventing hangovers and the ability to wake up the next morning refreshed and ready to party again.
Nick: What is the best drink ever?
Andrew: Rusty Propellers!
Rusty Propeller by AJF312 June 29, 2010

me no speakerino propeller englando 

Gibberish for "I can't speak proper English". Commonly used by trolls that want to take the piss.
-"Hey dude, can you help me out please?"
-"Me no speakerino propeller englando".

Dutch Propeller 

The act of a dutch rudder with 3 or more persons involved.
Man me and my friend started a dutch rudder, but then 3 more people came so it turned into a dutch propeller.

propeller head 

A geek or computer nerd
Nigel is real propeller head, he spends all night programming his computer.

propellerhead 

In reference to those beanies with the spinning propellers on them. It's slang for a trendy techno-geek.
That goofy guy with the long hair and glasses is our Computer guy, but he's a hardcore propellerhead.
propellerhead by M.R.R. July 8, 2003

propeller wedgie 

When someone puts a broom in the legholes of your tightywhities and spins the broom around until u have the worst wedgie ever.
My friend gave me a propeller wedgie and spun the broom around 15 times! I thought my balls were going to burst. To add to it, he started to kick me in the balls and he took the broom and hung it so i was hanging by my tighty whities for 7 hours!