pretarted 

1. Slow.
2. Not fully there, but not completly gone.
3. Something that is not quite retarted, but on it's way.

Your computer is PRETARTED!!!!

pretarted by schweetness October 3, 2007

well prepared 

Having alcohol on your person.

Josh: Good luck on your final!!

Marie: Thanks! Cam and I are going in well prepared.

well prepared by MIT Nerd December 23, 2011

retarted 

One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

retarted by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008

Prepared for 3 AM. 

Gym rats use these phrase after a hard workout to state that they are ready to battle their demons once again.
That is because 3 am is also called "the devils hour".

I did a killer bysep workout today, i am prepared for 3 am.

Prepared for 3 AM. by yohnes August 25, 2022

retarted 

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."

Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"

retarted by Kfizzle April 28, 2006

pretarded 

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019