10 definition by Tony Balony the Phony

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The small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.
I wiped my arse a little too far and smeared shit on my gooch.
by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

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A phrase yelled by a man who has strapped himself to a rocking chair wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots and a shoe lace tied tightly around his dick and balls. While rocking back and forth he yells "look at me im a cowboy just like my daddy"
As Dan rides his rocking chair he yells "im a cowboy, just like my daddy"
by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

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An extremely loose female of low self esteem and morals, often refered to as a slut, who has had a train of men fuck her thus filling her guts with cum/slurry.
That Neiko bitch is a slurry guts whore.
by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

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An over sized female clitoris that when aroused protudes like a budgies beak.
I fucked this chick on the weekend with a budgie beak.
by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

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When a convicted paedophile, who is to weak for jail and decides to turn informant for early release, is hidden away in a house with undercover police babysitting him for his protection.
Did ya hear those cunts are tamp sitting Darron.
by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

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A female usually found in parks or the Australian outback, always with a half empty goon bag, who is as dirty as a coal miner, cover with flies and smells like a rotting dead trout.
Look at the cops arresting that bush trout.
by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

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A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.
by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

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