pretard

A young retard or tard

Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents

Rachel, you are a pretard

Their child will be pretarded

by Pretard King December 30, 2003

pretard

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

by J. Walt December 12, 2008

pretard

The yellowish liquid that preceeds the actual mustard when dispensing from a plastic squeeze bottle.

Jon forgot to shake the mustard bottle and the pretard caused his sandwich to become overly soggy.

by josh glaser January 07, 2009

pretard

A person who is so incredibly stupid that they aren't even a full retard. Also describes someone who is very stupid and on their way to becoming a full fledged retard.

Joan - Steve is a "pretard".
Jim - A pretard?
Joan - Yeah, he's so stupid he's not even a retard.

by awsomedmd September 28, 2006

pretard

In ebay, knowledgeable ebay buyers refer to inexperienced ebay buyers who unknowingly bid early (hours or days) before the end of the auction, and thereby spoil the auction, hence they are called pretards. 'Pre' for 'early' and 'tard' for 'retard'

To win as a buyer at ebay you never place your bid for something earlier than the last 1 or 2 seconds before an auction runs out. That way the buyer (whoever it is) always wins with his best or lower price. Google pretard ebay or
see link for more details on best way to bid on ebay.
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The guy placed a bid for an item on ebay and the auction doesn't even end for another week. What a pretard. I'm not going to bid on that.

by spock here captain March 26, 2011

pretard

1. Just short of being completely retarded. Not to the drooling and Foam helmet point, but pretty damned close.

Anyone calling himself slick is a pretard.

by Dr. John Smarts July 31, 2005

pretard

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

by HedyBlog January 25, 2008