Petarted

When someone is super smart and they make you feel retarded that person is petarted. Or they are just a sweat at everything

Wow, that girl is so petarted I don't even know why she's such a sweat.

by YFM_CAM13 September 20, 2019

petarded

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

Potarted

Dumder than a potato

Colin LeMaire is potarted!

by Colin Marie September 13, 2018

Petarded

As retarded as a Peter.

I swear gregs F**king petarded!

by petabread/petard July 3, 2008

petarded

family guy's,peter,sufers from this illness.petarded is the name of one of the episodes where peter finds out he is retarded.(I won't tell u the rest,it'll ruin it for u)

you're so petarded.

stop being such a petard.

by Ching January 8, 2006

Petarded

When your clinically insane friend happens to be named Pete.

I took my friend Pete to the club, and he was thrown out for acting Petarded.

by Rubenderovr April 18, 2018