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presidentpoe 

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β€” yah ong hes listening to radiohead again dude…
presidentpoe by anonymous April 14, 2022

el presidente

A term of art in combat pistol shooting that refers to taking two shots to center mass and one shot to the forehead to make sure the target is deceased.
Did you hear what happened to Jorge? They gave him the old El Presidente. You won't be seeing him no more. He's taking a dirt nap.

Presidente Por Supuesto 

Barak Obama. Literally, President Of Course. A very loose Spanish translation of President Yes We Can. While nowhere close to being an accurate translation, it does convey a sense of that positive can-do attitude of the 44th president of the United States of America and it's fun to say.
If anyone can get single-payer passed it's Presidente Por Supuesto, the 44th president of the United States.

El presidente

Someone, typically an authority figure. Whom says that they are in your favor; but is actually trying to screw or otherwise fuck you over. Often for personal reasons.
"Hey man you remember the other night when the boss told me that he would wright me a letter of recommendation for a job at corporate?"
"Yeah."
"Well he didn't. He threw me under the bus, and not only that, he instead wrote one for that one chick in accounting you know the roomers."
"Damn dude that's pretty El presidente of him."
El presidente by 19.2 volt July 19, 2021

El Presidente

When you combine the Dirty Sanchez and a Cleveland Steamer. A proper 'El Presidente' will have it start below the neck, resembling a necktie. The Dirty Sanchez of course, serves as the proper mustache.
"I didn't know you were dating a latino girl, Austin."
"I'm not, that's just the remnants of the 'El Presidente' from last night."
El Presidente by WombatCombat October 2, 2011

presidentophile 

Our Presidentophile can't put a sentence together.
presidentophile by Stankyjank March 9, 2022