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Presentation Michael 

Evil twin of the My Hero Academia character, Present Mic. Presentation Michael is gay, a war criminal, and has a very large dick.
Yeah Present Mic is cool, but i like his twin, Presentation Michael way better. Have you seen that guy's dick?
Presentation Michael by pissypiss January 2, 2021

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation 

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.
Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

wallace presentation 

A variation on the "middle finger" obscene gesture. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle and only the middle finger is extended straight in the air. Generally considered to be a more elegant way to express "<screw> you".
Steve and Mike gave Andy the Wallace Presentation when Andy asked them to pick up the tab.
wallace presentation by Shames October 11, 2015

Wallace presentation 

A more elegant and dramatic version of giving "the bird" / middle finger. Possibly Scottish in origin. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle, palm facing up, and the middle finger is raised straight in the air.
William showed those English bastards the Wallace Presentation at Stirling Bridge
Wallace presentation by Shames October 29, 2015

Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

presenile dementia 

The same condition as senile dementia, however describes the condition when it occurs before the age of 65.
Idiot: I think the fact he is placing these objects in such places is due to the Alzheimer's causing senile dementia, we'll have to keep an eye out for Disorientation and Memory loss as well as changes in personality, thank god im chief lecturer at Harvard.
Me: You're a twat, its presenile dementia he is only 64.
presenile dementia by kampin_bunny August 13, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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