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by TrueDefinitionsNOLIE May 19, 2021

Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.
by Alex-Very November 04, 2010

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.
Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 20, 2013

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
by Glitter of Gary September 05, 2017

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by djxpress March 20, 2009
