prepup

Formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.

Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a prepup first.

Woman: Yeah: Cuz if you ever break up with me, I'm keeping the dog.

Man: Fine! But if he swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, he's getting the needle. That's the Darwin Award clause.

by flatrockdam October 4, 2009