Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a pre-pup first.
Woman: Yeah — Cuz if you ever break up with me, you'll never see that bitch again.
Man: Fine! But if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she's getting the needle — and you'll never see that bitch again. That's the Darwin Award clause.
Woman: Yeah — Cuz if you ever break up with me, you'll never see that bitch again.
Man: Fine! But if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she's getting the needle — and you'll never see that bitch again. That's the Darwin Award clause.
by flatrockdam November 30, 2009
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John and Sherry just got a labrador retriever, but she made him sign a pre-pup in case they ever broke up.
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a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. The puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.
The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.
The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.
Ryan: Did you hear Jeremy and Julie got a puppy?
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.
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Get the pre-baby puppy mug.Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a prepup first.
Woman: Yeah: Cuz if you ever break up with me, I'm keeping the dog.
Man: Fine! But if he swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, he's getting the needle. That's the Darwin Award clause.
Woman: Yeah: Cuz if you ever break up with me, I'm keeping the dog.
Man: Fine! But if he swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, he's getting the needle. That's the Darwin Award clause.
by flatrockdam October 4, 2009
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