prepuptial 

An agreement re: getting a dog (originally heard on NPR).

As part of deciding to get a dog, the family negotiated a prepuptial agreement.

prepuptial by Lis-El March 14, 2010

Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.

Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!

Predumptial Fart by Buddahrid January 23, 2009

prenutial 

the pre jerk sesh before you hang with a girl

Yo, Rossua, you gonna get that prenutial in before you see her?

prenutial by eschh December 12, 2010

prehumptial agreement 

Noun. The consent provided between adults prior to engaging in either casual, friends with benefits, or meaningless sex.

Similar to a prenumptial agreement but with a different line of business.

AKA 'the prehump'

I told him not to get all crazy after we hooked up. It was all explained during the prehumptial agreement.

prehumptial agreement by dubyabejay May 18, 2009

prehumptial agreement 

A written agreement before intercourse

Bill and Jane signed a prehumptial agreement before engaging in intercourse

prehumptial agreement by thearauser May 1, 2020