the most attractive man you’ll ever see in your life. A Pretish has an incredible facial structure and beautiful eyes. He is between 6’0 and 6’2 and has a very toned body. Also has an amazing personality. If you’ve just met him, his warmth and incredible humor will make you feel like you’ve known him for a decade. Pretishs are very affectionate and will care for you immensely. They are also incredibly smart, with an IQ above 140 and probably went to an Ivy. besides all of that, they are amazing at sex and stupidly kinky. You can have amazing sex with a Pretish ANYWHERE. A Pretish is 100 percent husband material. So if you ever run into one, make sure you get your hands on him ASAP

wow, that Pretish guy over there is super hot!

Pretish by dumbblondebitch666 March 24, 2019

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prentissexual

having sexual feelings for emily prentiss

are u prentissexual? because i am.

prentissexual by leilany prentiss December 21, 2020

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Emily Prentiss

Amazing brave hot FBI agent on the show Criminal Minds, in love with her non-official wife Jennifer Jareau. She is also a cat lady because she has a cat called sergio

why can't i be married to emily prentiss

Emily Prentiss by criminalmindsfan32 November 8, 2020

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emily prentiss

emily prentiss is a raging lesbian with a cat named sergio. she has a crush on her coworker, jennifer jareau. she is so incredibly hot id lay down my life for her. i love you, emily prentiss. she is an amazing profiler and is such a girl boss. (girl boss used ironically) (i hope you’re reading this in the fast voice the people do at the end of the commercials) (emily prentiss with black hair, jennifer with blonde).

emily prentiss is so badass sheeeeeeshh *lip bite*.

literally step on me, emily prentiss.

emily prentiss is such a good profiler!

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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