pentis

another word for penis

you want to eh, touch my pentis

by ThePoonWrangler March 14, 2010

Pentis

Another word for dick (as in the insult).

Eric was being a real Pentis when we played Siege the other day.

by Uncle Dinkles December 9, 2017

pentis

a dude who is in to his own sister who is a dirty whore

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

pentis

(peen-tiss) verb.,

putting your dinky in your underwear then putting it in your pants.

person 1: "are you done pissing?"
person 2: "yeah i just have t pentis"

by monkeymommy January 11, 2022

Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017