preeat

To eat hungry or not before a session of binge drinking.

I got my beer bong and a 1/2 gallon of vodka.
Joey's kegger is gonna kick ass.
I need to preeat so I don't pass out before midnight.

by banisadr December 28, 2008

Friendzone Predator

Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship

"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."

by Mai Ainsel June 28, 2020

Social predator

A cancel culture opportunist who participates in preying on people to ruin their lives and careers and reputation based on unverifiable rumors, hearsay, and slander. Often these people will take advantage of any kind of rumor specifically for people they don’t know or dislike. They get off on the social contagion of hurting an individual’s social standing as it makes them feel and look virtuous. They are social predators.

Alexis went out of her way to spread the slander and get people to cancel Jacob. She is a social predator.

Chelsea jumped on the opportunity to get cancel culture clout as well as hurt someone she didn’t like. She is a social predator.

by VeritasNumquamPerit January 11, 2023

Premature Satirisation

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable

"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"

by kiwiluke July 24, 2014

premature exfoliation

The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.

Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August.

by triggerboston August 13, 2012

preetza

Dr. Steve Brule's way of saying pizza. Also calls a jetpack, "jretpack" and puppets,"pruppets"

My favorite food is preetza... and egg rolls. One time I ran out of egg rolls, so I went to the Great Wall of China to see if they had egg rolls, and they did

by lenny potatochips November 16, 2012

Preath

The ship name of American footballers Christen Press and Tobin Heath. Has been speculated since approx. 2015, and despite abundant photographic 'evidence', has never been confirmed. Most commonly used as a noun, but can occasionally be an adjective. Sometimes used when fans are too lazy to say "Tobin and Christen".

*Christen scores off of Tobin's cross* "Gotta love that Preath connection!"
"I hope Preath is in today's lineup."
"Did you see Christen's Insta story? So much Preath content!"
"I used to stan Talex, but now I'm hardcore for Preath"

by yetanotheruswntmemepage November 4, 2019