Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!

24 Protected by SlopNChop December 11, 2016

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Patented Julie Pull Through

When driving, it's the act of pulling through an empty parking spot in a shopping center forgoing the need of backing up your vehicle.

(Driver): Starts car and pulls through open space in the parking lot.
(Passenger): "Hey, you just did the Patented Julie Pull Through!"

Patented Julie Pull Through by guysm1ley February 25, 2021

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prejected

Being rejected by someone whom you've yet to meet. Especially when a friend tries to to set you up with someone, but they don't want to meet you.

Boy: "So have you met up with Jason yet?"

Girl: "No, he turned me down"

Boy: "But he's never even met you."

Girl: "I know, I got prejected!"

prejected by Flyn Hawaiin August 17, 2010

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Projected

When a limited item on Roblox RAP (recent average rap) shoots up by a lot more than what it usually stables at. Which it seems like it’s worth more than it’s supposed to be. Let’s say a limited item that’s usually stable around 1.5k, some retard buys it for 1 million robux on his alt account, the rap now becomes about 100k but the starting price would still be around 1.5k because that’s how much it’s actually worth. The people who own that item now would try to trade it to someone more than 1.5k

Person 1: Yo, I accepted a trade, I gave 5k for an egg that’s rap says 15k! 10k win!
Person 2: No dumb fuck, that egg is worth 1k check the graph and price. It’s a projected. You lost 4k idiot.

Projected by Boycott Rolimon June 9, 2021

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